What's the weirdest thing you've ever smoked?

[chris420]

id have to say valerian roots, one day i didnt have smoke and i found valerian roots in my kitchen, i already knew about the sedating effects when made into tea so i figured that by smoking it id get to feel stronger effects, BS!! it doesnt do crap to you and its pretty harsh to your throat, stick to drinking it

[Goodman3eb]

Cloves!

Seriously, I ground up some cloves with a mortat and pestle, put them in my bong, and smoked them. Harsh smoke, a little minty, -very- tasty, and a weird but cool body buzz that lasts for about 10 minutes.

I might try adding some to a bowl of weed sometime, if only for the flavor.

[mellow mood]

yea i smoekd coffee

its not that bad and gives ya a lil boost! no jokes! haha

[Seag420]

yellow pages, its a phone book thingy in england, tasted like, well like yellow pages!

[grasshopper420]

this one time i got all drunk and mixed cayenne pepper and saome other seasonig together and boiled it fo like an hour till it was dry and roled a spliff of it and took a hit and literally almost died i has to go to the hospita for severe respiritory trauma

[robert42]

i smoked the neighbourhood grannie

i wrapped herin a bed sheet (as u do) and sparkedthat shit

tasted funny
but i got pretty fucked up

[the last stand]

/\ did she taste like tea and biscuits?

[beachguy in thongs]

i smoked the neighbourhood grannie

i wrapped herin a bed sheet (as u do) and sparkedthat shit

tasted funny
but i got pretty fucked up

I have never wrapped a grannie in a bed sheet, I don't know what you're talking about.
Or, are you talking about a Gran Cracker?

If it got you fucked up, after you rolled it, then, actually, it would've have gotten you "fucked down" because you were fucked up to roll it/her in the first place.

[w4terb0ng]

when i was about 15, i smoked tea. smelled funny, tasted horrible, very harsh, no buzz.

when i was somewhere around 16, i heard that you could smoke banana peels and get stoned.... so i tried.... again, NOTHING but uncomfortable feelings. i wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer as a kid.