What's the weirdest thing you've ever smoked?

[beachguy in thongs]

i smoked the neighbourhood grannie

i wrapped herin a bed sheet (as u do) and sparkedthat shit

tasted funny
but i got pretty fucked up

I have never wrapped a grannie in a bed sheet, I don't know what you're talking about.
Or, are you talking about a Gran Cracker?

If it got you fucked up, after you rolled it, then, actually, it would've have gotten you "fucked down" because you were fucked up to roll it/her in the first place.