What's the weirdest thing you've ever smoked?

[chris420]

id have to say valerian roots, one day i didnt have smoke and i found valerian roots in my kitchen, i already knew about the sedating effects when made into tea so i figured that by smoking it id get to feel stronger effects, BS!! it doesnt do crap to you and its pretty harsh to your throat, stick to drinking it

chris420 Reviewed by chris420 on 10-14-2005. What's the weirdest thing you've ever smoked? I was once at Sonic with my buddies, and being a little fucked up, I grabbed a breaded onion ring and smoked it in my pipe. Needless to say, nothing happened, but my pipe still smells a little like onion. Oooh Yah! Rating: 5

[Goodman3eb]

Cloves!

Seriously, I ground up some cloves with a mortat and pestle, put them in my bong, and smoked them. Harsh smoke, a little minty, -very- tasty, and a weird but cool body buzz that lasts for about 10 minutes.

I might try adding some to a bowl of weed sometime, if only for the flavor.

[mellow mood]

yea i smoekd coffee

its not that bad and gives ya a lil boost! no jokes! haha

[Seag420]

yellow pages, its a phone book thingy in england, tasted like, well like yellow pages!

[grasshopper420]

this one time i got all drunk and mixed cayenne pepper and saome other seasonig together and boiled it fo like an hour till it was dry and roled a spliff of it and took a hit and literally almost died i has to go to the hospita for severe respiritory trauma

[robert42]

i smoked the neighbourhood grannie

i wrapped herin a bed sheet (as u do) and sparkedthat shit

tasted funny
but i got pretty fucked up

[the last stand]

/\ did she taste like tea and biscuits?

[beachguy in thongs]

i smoked the neighbourhood grannie

i wrapped herin a bed sheet (as u do) and sparkedthat shit

tasted funny
but i got pretty fucked up

I have never wrapped a grannie in a bed sheet, I don't know what you're talking about.
Or, are you talking about a Gran Cracker?

If it got you fucked up, after you rolled it, then, actually, it would've have gotten you "fucked down" because you were fucked up to roll it/her in the first place.

[w4terb0ng]

when i was about 15, i smoked tea. smelled funny, tasted horrible, very harsh, no buzz.

when i was somewhere around 16, i heard that you could smoke banana peels and get stoned.... so i tried.... again, NOTHING but uncomfortable feelings. i wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer as a kid.