"I'm just not happy, because my life didn't turn out the way i thought it would." Hey, join the fucking club, okay? i thought i was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Sox. Life sucks. Get a fucking helmet, all right? Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette or a chocolate cookie or a five second orgasm. That's it.

-dennis leary
higher4hockey Reviewed by higher4hockey on . Happiness is... A tupperware full of different strains of headies, a hot vaporizer and a fat bank account. Now I just need a girl.. Rating: 5