Dear Canada,
Your cheap natural resources you have to offer is flooding our markets and costing our people jobs, This should be considered an act of ecconomic warfare. Your more liberal cannabis laws are in direct violation of our policy of zero tollerance and your starting to make the DEA's job much harder.Our military (whats left of it) will be dropping by. We will declare you an enemy of the state.
GOD I LOVE SARCASM!