I know people will probably diss me, saying shit like "if you dont care, then why would you work out so much" or that im a fag for my tanning comments (I stay couped up all day, I just think I look good sunburnt)

No need guys, I am your friend and HATE cocky people, part of my working out is to smite the cocky. People are nuts and start shit for no reason.
You never know when you need me to clothesline a fucking Cho.

Last ticket I got for a rolling stop on a redlight, I had just smoked a shit ton out of me glass 3 footer, and leaving my place got pulled over by a cop like 1/2 my size. I knew I could crush his fucking skull and even though I reeked like weed SO bad, I just smiled and stared at him and he gave me a ticket, none of that shit in the BUSTED video in (damn, I forget who's) sig. Really nice vid by the way.