After 5 days of abstaining & 48 hours til my test , drinking extra water that made me feel ill,(not much just an extra qt. a day, I usually get all my fluids from soda & coffee!) I took a home test and flunked it with flying colors! There was not even the slightest hint of a 2nd line!! Lets face it, after so long of smoking its in every pore of my body! So I smoked a joint & headed to my local head shop.( Do they even still call them that anymore?!)
I guess what I got isn't actually THE whizzinator, The package says- from the makers of whizzinator- Number 1 Urine Substitution Kit- highest quality synthetic urine available. Now, I'm actually pretty confident in it. It looks great and has a long, thin bladder, But heres my questions- It comes with a awful long bulkly belt ( 3 ft long & 3 in. wide) As I've mentioned I'm small. You can tell I have it. It says to put it on your waist, but I'm thinking I could cut the entire belt off, & just leave the bladder & tube, and just wear a pair of granny panties( I'm sure I can scare some up) and just put them in there. It comes with a heat pad, says it cant overheat, and you cant even see it there. It just says it has to touch skin. Does this sound like it would work? It makes sense to me, but I'm high for the first time in a week, so maybe not!:stoned:
? # 2 : It has tube thats 18-in. long, but I really only need 6-7 inches of tube for what I need. Now this stuff has a shelf life of 1 year, but if I cut the tube will it hurt the integrity of it? If it has a shelf life of a year does that mean closed. Is it sterile? The box doesn't say.
? # 3 : It says it has enough for 2 tests. Since I only need enough for 1 test, can I drain half out to make it even smaller? Will it hurt the integrity? Theres really not many directions. Just what I said here. (However the last step is to Celebrate!!:dance:
Its actually a rather ingenious device. Just big! I figure the ONLY way to get caught is if someone is actually IN the stall with me, & this is only for a $40,000 a yr job. I want it because after being a SLAVE to a time clock & working weekends AND holidays my whole adult life, I can choose my days & hrs!! That means boating EVERY Sunday! ( My church of choice!!). I highly doubt it will get that strict.
So, sorry if I'm rambling.... But quite curious if any of my ideas might work! And for $50.00 its comparable in price to a triple veiling agent. Well worth the price I believe! Its almost infaulible it seems!
BTW- Thanks for this website! It really does a great public service! :thumbsup: