I reckon the best example of aussie speak is in this song about an aussie kid asking his teacher some questions on his first day of reception

What times fuckin smoko?
What time to we knock off?
And I'm bustin for a fuckin shit so wheres the thunderbox?
and do we get our daily rolly-weed
and six cold cans of piss?
And can any bastard tell me
who's fuckin show is this?