I think all the kids at the school I was subbing for were like 'OMG 420 IS TOMORROW!'

So I slyly got a group together of NON-smokers, and presented them with research on cannabis's healthy properties- prevents atheriosclerosis, pain relief, glaucoma relief, its effects on cancerous glioma cells, ect.

I made conversions of 6 out of 8 people. And even the tokers around listening to me at the hallowed lunch table listened in awe, and I heard cries of "Oh! How wonderful the herb be! I never knew such healthful anointments and properties hath existed in thine herb! Rejoice, fair people of _____ High School, for the herb shall be the bane of all human ails from this day nigh! Go forth, and rid your medicine dispensaries of all ointments, unguents and sundries, and replace them with thine holy Herb!"

Or something like that. But it felt good to educate these young folk, and they do not doubt me, as I am well respected by tokers and non-tokers alike.