I'd get them for my girlfriend if she needed me too, it's never come up tho.

I love walking up to the counter with a big box of condoms and some lube, I've never seen what was wrong with some person you don't know behind the counter knowing your getting laid? Who cares?

The funniest was when I went to the store with a buddy of mine and I was buying condoms, lube, and chocolate sauce, the kind you make chocolate milk with, and the guy behind the counter was giving us a really weird look and it was really obvious that he thought we were going home to put chocolate sauce on each other and fuck each others asses out and my friend was so embarrassed, so I decided to make it worse so I looked back at him and winked as the guy was staring at us. I died laughing when I got out of the store.

Needless to say my friend was not impressed.