Watch out, you might also catch Virtual Bronchitis from me.
Oh yes, it has been a fun couple weeks. Grrr.

Let's all watch Stinky try to have a smoke!!!!

She staggers out of bed in search of some bud and papers...
Fumbles with the grinder....
Drops half the shit in the carpet...
Rolls a spliff so ugly that the Green Fog would have an aneurism looking at it...
Burns her thumb trying to light it...
Takes a puff...
Starts coughing violently...
Spits out the resulting big glob of green whatsit...
Gives up and goes back to bed with her trusty bottle of Robitussin and a box of Kleenex.