I hate to break the news to you all but he's actually been stuck up my old houses chimney for the past 11 years. He trod sot through t lounge, ate all t mince pies, drank all t sherry and took all t reindeer for t carrots He was too fat to fit bk up, so him n his reindeer friends have remained as all year round xmas decorations.

Mwahahahahahahahaha santa is no more *evilness