I hate to break the news to you all but he's actually been stuck up my old houses chimney for the past 11 years. He trod sot through t lounge, ate all t mince pies, drank all t sherry and took all t reindeer for t carrots He was too fat to fit bk up, so him n his reindeer friends have remained as all year round xmas decorations.

Mwahahahahahahahaha santa is no more *evilness
socks Reviewed by socks on . how high is a umm thing does santa exist? my mate ben is saying he does, but i dont think he does.. i think bens just takin advantage of my vulnerable, high state, and tryin to trick me in to a false sense of security anyway, toke on Rating: 5