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[GooseBear]

I don't know about you guys but I want flying reindeer

[socks]

I hate to break the news to you all but he's actually been stuck up my old houses chimney for the past 11 years. He trod sot through t lounge, ate all t mince pies, drank all t sherry and took all t reindeer for t carrots He was too fat to fit bk up, so him n his reindeer friends have remained as all year round xmas decorations.

Mwahahahahahahahaha santa is no more *evilness

[ermitonto]

If Santa exists, he's being an ass, giving all those presents only to the Christian kids whose parents could afford them anyways, instead of giving them to say, starving Ethiopian kids.

[kr1Nx01]

I hate to break the news to you all but he's actually been stuck up my old houses chimney for the past 11 years. He trod sot through t lounge, ate all t mince pies, drank all t sherry and took all t reindeer for t carrots He was too fat to fit bk up, so him n his reindeer friends have remained as all year round xmas decorations.

Mwahahahahahahahaha santa is no more *evilness

So instead of burning firewood, you have to burn..... Santa's shit and piss?

[socks]

Nope still wood. Hes got a piss n shit bag he emptys up top whenever hes full.

And before you ask. How he deals with the burning?

An invincible ass, all tht sittin on ice up in the north pole numbed him out.