Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Hashman
I blame it on my allergies whenever I get red eyes. My mom today either believed my allergy story or she didn't feel like saying anything about me being realllly stoned when she came home.

I was laying outside naked tanning when she came home too lol. I love to lay outside naked when I'm stoned, I can really see the beauty in everything. I found out I have the most gorgeous tree that is absolutely perfect.
AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I'm sorry bro but thats the funniest shit I've ever heard. I can just imagine myself in my back yard buck naked and my mom comes home and all she notices is my eyes! It deserves a thread of its own.