Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Smoke
well bel i have to say cute you maybe, but no puss is that damn nice i'll finger, or bone while you gushing blood... but eat ya?? i'll pass. however if ya clean up a little bit i couldnt see anything wrong with it..

(((horrid story))) i was on a date with this girl i had know for about 3 weeks first date at the movies we started doing what 2 16 yos do when they go to the movies and i sliped my hand down her pants and started rubbing her clitty.

now for those of you that dont know a tampon has a little rope on it so it can be taken back out easy like. i didnt know that yet i'm like "what the hell is that?" so i start pulling on it... she bitch slapped me and walked out, i never saw her again i think she moved or something.

it wasnt till i was 18 did i full understand the concept of the female period. i was always wandering why my dad vanished for a week at a time... LOL he had a bomb shelter in the basement.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude omfg i cant stop laughin thats just funny shit