I have an idea....

Smoke a lot of weed.... hot box the entire room.... get the spider fucking stoned.

This spider will get fucking hungry, right? So ingeniously plant a nice spider platter of fresh juicy flys in the middle of the room, on top of a mouse trap.

Now... place an aerosole can next to the fly platter, right where the trap thing will hit.

Now, very inconspiciously, place some touch explosives onto the aerosole can.

The motherfucker will be hungry as balls, and will stupidly take the trap and ravage those flies, while in the process setting off the trap, exploding the touch explosives, which in turn will blow up the aerosole can... which will fuck that spider up savagly.

It's the perfect stoner way too annihilate that motherfucking intimidating spider. In a stylish and awesome manner.

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