So did the window alarm go off? Or smoke detector? Either way the other day I smoked and just as I got done and sat down my phone alarm blared. It was set for 11 PM not AM. And my dad just went to bed and so I played it cool for a second he didnt get up.

And then none but 2 minutes later.

On my TV I got two TV remotes. One for the TV itself and one for Comcast cable. And they both have different volumes.

When I turned on my xbox it goes by the TV volume which was set at 16. I have it at 3 normally. As I switched to Video.1 fucking ZOOOOOMMMMM BOOOMMM BOOOMMMM BAAANNNGG as the video game preview was goin on.

I fuckin shit my pants man. Seriously.

My dad woke up on that one.