Honestly I went to a party last night, not even the people there that were minors, most of them were 18-19 years old. I never been around so many tarded people in my life, and it made me wonder, was I really this much of a dumbass at 18?

First off, I have to mention, this party was made up of mostly wiggers, and wannabe thugs. The vibe there was just so assholish. I felt paranoid the police were going to come the whole time. I'm too old to be running away from parties that get busted up. I tried to talk to a few chicks to pass the time, but I was so put off by their stupidity, there was a point when I'd rather watch paint dry.

At that moment, I felt truly old. I use to enjoy those parties where it was wild, crazy and shit. But I guess i'm growing more fond of chiller parties, where the craziest thing is someone dropping a glass. Man. I couldn't think of hanging out with minors these days, unless I knew for sure they were cool. Jailbait is scary.