lighter to loud

[orangeman]

You know what's funny? When I used to have that same problem at my parents house...I pretended to sneeze, cough, turn on the TV, turn off the TV, or whatever other noise that could cover it, everytime I lit my lighter.

HAHAH. I never thought of people actually having problems flicking their lighters...It's just a lighter sheesh .

[AsianStoner420]

hahahaha that is fucking hysterical.
Why don't you do what I do, and take a magnifying glass.... preferably at least a 15 foot diameter Fresnel lens... and use that to concentrate the energy of the moonlight on the buds in the hollowed out apple you are no doubt smoking out of... your mom won't hear a peep until you slip and lose your balance under the weight of it and end up kicking up your 14 year old heels in her azalea patch....
But as far as a source of ignition is concerned, it's SILENT.
Enjoy, kiddo!

yeah try doing it while full moon,...then u can just figure that ur mom is behind you tryna give u a lighter then shell say 'wtf are u doin here magnifying shit like a fuckin idiot, finish that bowl and go to sleep' ' u got school tommorow',...

[Jim Morrison]

get a jet lighter the ones with the blue flame its insanely hot but all it does is go click and then woooshhh very quiet

or just wait till your 18 and say mom im 18 im gonna smoke pot whether you like it or not so its better if i do it in a safe place away from the police then somewhere im gonna get busted and youll have to bail my ass outta jail my mom looked at me and said good point from that point on i blazed in my house all i wanted

[Matt the Funk]

Well normally I conjure up some magic and light my bowl with fireballs. Try that.

[Yr0c]

I love magic lit bowls. they're the best. my friend can do it and I love to have her light my bowls.

High+Eight Mile=Win

[sgS2]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE GOT A NEWBIE STONER HERE....................advice from a wise stoner, REMOVE THY SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bond]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE GOT A NEWBIE STONER HERE....................advice from a wise stoner, REMOVE THY SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!

Newbie stoner?? says the guy that consumed 28.5grams of dried mushrooms in 20 minutes LMFAO, are u serious.
put down the crack pipe my friend.

[conch420]

LOL

[JOINTMASTER5]

just tell her you smoke, shell smoke with you

[BUZz UK]

just tell her you smoke, shell smoke with you

and if she don't wanna smoke with you, slap her arse and call her charlie.