im sure volcanoes are boss, but in the end nothing and i mean NOTHING compares to a nicley rolled dutch. Not a roor, no phyre not all the gravity bongs in the world. plus it only costs a buck. I would probably choose 500 dutches over a volcano (provided they never go stale hehe).
To each his own man, keep doing what your doing. As long as your enjoying the herb, thats all that matters. TOKE ON

i actually did the math and it turns out it would be more than 660 dutches for 500$ (around here boxes of 55 dutches run you 40$)