EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside)

[Crystalline Green]

so...what the fuck do you eat? pretty much everything has sugar in it, man...except, like...water lol

are you allowed to vaporize shit? it's much easier than cooking it.

I am basically living on meat, vegetables, and nuts. Don't rub it in, I know how much it sucks.

How do I make a light bulb vaporizer?