EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside)

[Crystalline Green]

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tired of smoking weed? try drinking it!

weed tea made with milk and honey

But see, milk has lactose which converts into sugar.. and honey is a type of sugar as well. So I can't do this option either. Nor the cheese thing. Or the bread.

It's very strict, I know.. but I have to do it to get better and live normally again!