EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside)

[slpntrx5]

so...what the fuck do you eat? pretty much everything has sugar in it, man...except, like...water lol

are you allowed to vaporize shit? it's much easier than cooking it.

slpntrx5 Reviewed by slpntrx5 on 04-11-2007. EMERGENCY - I need to get high without smoke and/or sugar (details inside) I have a rare disorder known as Hypoadrenia, which disallows me to have sugar of any kind (even fruit) or smoke. They cause my endocrine system too much harm. (although it is healing and getting much better, I should be fully recovered and normal by mid-Summer) So my question is... I really need to get high right now. And I can't smoke, and I can't make brownies or any type of sugar dessert, and I want to get high like, NOW.. without waiting. Could I just boil the weed in some water for Rating: 5

[Crystalline Green]

so...what the fuck do you eat? pretty much everything has sugar in it, man...except, like...water lol

are you allowed to vaporize shit? it's much easier than cooking it.

I am basically living on meat, vegetables, and nuts. Don't rub it in, I know how much it sucks.

How do I make a light bulb vaporizer?

[slpntrx5]

there's a video on here somewhere....

got it:

Marijuana Video: The Homemade Lightbulb Vaporizer Video

[Dr.Hashman]

Is there sugar in bread? I know the yeast eat it when they make bread. Just put a stick on butter on the stove and chop up some weed very finely and put it in. Let it simmer on medium heat for 10 minutes or so then strain it through a cheese cloth, stick it in the freezer (or ice bath for extra credit) and let it cool down. Once it is somewhat solidified so the point where it doesn't spill out and such, put it on your toast.

Or you could use a spoon and spoon liquid artery clogger over your toast.

[game_bluntz]

man...please just wait this is your health we're talkin...live long to smoke weed...just wait man...chill not that hard u don't want to die or anything lol just chill

[slipknotpsycho]

you can always vape it in a lightbulb...

that's a good idea actually... i would give you rep if i could but iv'e given to much out for today...

that's really thinking outside the box lol...

[Skwirl07]

You're beat my dude..

[stick]

Bread probably won't work, lots of carbs.

Best bet is either vape it or cook it into oil or butter and incorporate that into something you can eat. If I were you, I'd make the butter or oil and during the next meal I eat, in every mouthful, slip in a little bit of that butter or oil. Effects probably won't be as great as eating the butter or oil on an empty stomach but you'll get them.

[Smoke'n'Toke]

Vaping it is a bit dangerous though..especially with a lightbulb. If you heat it too much you could get some smoke, which wouldnt be good.

Depends how bad your disorder is with smoke, and if youre willing to risk it.

[Scarlet Sky]

ok, i can help you with a diy vape that wont burn it. take a 60w bulb and a socket, and a mason jar...

you cut a hole just big enough for the socket in the mason lid screw the light bulb in, and cover it with tinfoil. fashion a aluminum bowl to sit on the bulb. poke two more holes in the lid for air lines, and put weed in the bowl, screw the jar on, plug it up, viola!

ghetto vaporizer and it absolutely wil not burn. just make sure you don't use any higher wattage than 75, i prefer 60, make sure it's incandecent...

here's a pic...