You have thirteen years experience in paganism. That's nothing to laugh at! Don't sell yourself short by adopting dogma that doesn't fit your views. ULC will ordain no matter what religion you practice. If you feel comfortable as a pagan, I'd go through ULC.

I did it years ago, my views are ever changing, but I'm still ordained and can legaly perform weddings and such. I've even had a few people come to me to confess thier sins, haha. I always tell them to forgive themselves, and that's enough.

How long will your way take?