Anyone ever tried doing this?

[yourmother]

Got a P/O test coming up in 9 days. I wont pass so im gonna have 2 improvise! Anyways what im gonna do is have my sister come with me 2 my probation. Im gonna have my sister pee in a bottle in the truck, Then im gonna super glue the bottle onto my inner thigh. Do u think the pee will stay warm long enough for me to take the test?? And who has tried doing this with success?

Also, in SC, you have to pee into a cup IN FRONT OF the PO. Don't know how it works where you are , but subbing in SC won't work since you would have to remove the vial superglued to your thigh in front of your PO. You need to make sure that isn't the case.