I just have to say this guy gets an A for effort, but an F for not realizing this would never, ever, EVER work. I think we can all see the flaws in this "plan", so i feel no need to address them further.

I will simply say "Stoned Friend, no more posts like this one, and also, you cannot fake being a cool mellow hippy by using words like 'peace', 'unite', 'hate', and 'man' sporadiclly throughout your ramblings. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

[Disclaimer: I do not in any way attack the OP personally, i am simply disagreeing with his ideas, and his way of stating them. Thank you, and have a nice day.]