My mate who works for essex and suffolk water [he drives the big lorrys with all the tarmac in and shit] and he got his big tow cut off by one of the stabalizer things that are at the side of the lorry - the steel tow cap came down on his tow and it came off.

Ok, back to topic lol.

Old people can be annoying - i can understand why you'd wanna kick his arse - and i like the idea about letting him hit you - coz you can just take him to civil court - and if you've got whitnesses all the better - i'll drive to you and i'll be a whitness if you like - oh crap - i just blew the plan.