ok so im at work ( building site labourer) and the crane comes to lower the steel girders into the roof they ask me to stand at the end of the road to direct cars through an alternate routu (sp)

anyways standing there couple of cars pass and wave thanks as they go the way i direct, all good

then this bmw come slowy towards me ....

i put my hand gesturing to turn into the alt routue(sp) and the car starts to pick up speed..then gets faster and faster im thinking "wtf is this guy on" then im thinking "OH SHIT" as i try to dodge/jump out the way of this speeding car (least 25-30mph) it stops within a hairsline of my kneecap asim trying to move out the way,

i look up from the bonet and see a old geezer sat at the wheel and a old lady pratically shitting herself (wide eyed ,shocked look)

i collect my thinking and begin to walk towards the drivers window expect someone to jump out saying the brakes were fucked or something....nope

the old guy lower the window and says

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD YOUNG MAN"

i shout "im directing traffic you prick what do you think im doin!?!"

im shaking at this point i cant beleive what jsut happend

he replies " you should be on the side of the road directing traffic from the pavement"

im thinking thats bullshit straight away as people would drive straight past me

i scream at him "arrgh dont be stupid with me you idiot"

before i finish he says "who was more scared when i was driving towards you?"

now i cant beleive this wtf is this guys problem? so i turned around to walk back to his window and im trying to be as on point as possible i think i shouted sumthing totally dumb like "im , you,fuckingwank you fucking shit off out my face"........yeah the anger got me i could hardley string a sentance together and i think i spat abit ....well he drove off

to bad for him i relised where ive seen him before , he lives opisite the building site and were getting deliveried all the time so next time he does his little stunt ill let him clip me on the leg or something...u know not enoutgh to hurt me just to make a thud noise then id have a reason to kick the shit out of an old man,


im sorry but cmon old people wonder why they get attacked?
i bet if i had got hold of him before he drove off and done something really stupid he's be in court a month later saying he was just driving his wife home from asda when a nutter attacked him,

people dont beleive the hype old people are sour,viciouse, jelouse , arseholes,
yeah theres exceptions but i gotta say from my 20 years experience with people older then me ive found most to be better shot,:thumbsup:


and heres finished chisme's monthly rant
chisme Reviewed by chisme on . NEARLY HAD A FIGHT WITH A OLD MAN ok so im at work ( building site labourer) and the crane comes to lower the steel girders into the roof they ask me to stand at the end of the road to direct cars through an alternate routu (sp) anyways standing there couple of cars pass and wave thanks as they go the way i direct, all good then this bmw come slowy towards me .... i put my hand gesturing to turn into the alt routue(sp) and the car starts to pick up speed..then gets faster and faster im thinking "wtf is this guy on" Rating: 5