NEARLY HAD A FIGHT WITH A OLD MAN

[chisme]

ok so im at work ( building site labourer) and the crane comes to lower the steel girders into the roof they ask me to stand at the end of the road to direct cars through an alternate routu (sp)

anyways standing there couple of cars pass and wave thanks as they go the way i direct, all good

then this bmw come slowy towards me ....

i put my hand gesturing to turn into the alt routue(sp) and the car starts to pick up speed..then gets faster and faster im thinking "wtf is this guy on" then im thinking "OH SHIT" as i try to dodge/jump out the way of this speeding car (least 25-30mph) it stops within a hairsline of my kneecap asim trying to move out the way,

i look up from the bonet and see a old geezer sat at the wheel and a old lady pratically shitting herself (wide eyed ,shocked look)

i collect my thinking and begin to walk towards the drivers window expect someone to jump out saying the brakes were fucked or something....nope

the old guy lower the window and says

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD YOUNG MAN"

i shout "im directing traffic you prick what do you think im doin!?!"

im shaking at this point i cant beleive what jsut happend

he replies " you should be on the side of the road directing traffic from the pavement"

im thinking thats bullshit straight away as people would drive straight past me

i scream at him "arrgh dont be stupid with me you idiot"

before i finish he says "who was more scared when i was driving towards you?"

now i cant beleive this wtf is this guys problem? so i turned around to walk back to his window and im trying to be as on point as possible i think i shouted sumthing totally dumb like "im , you,fuckingwank you fucking shit off out my face"........yeah the anger got me i could hardley string a sentance together and i think i spat abit ....well he drove off

to bad for him i relised where ive seen him before , he lives opisite the building site and were getting deliveried all the time so next time he does his little stunt ill let him clip me on the leg or something...u know not enoutgh to hurt me just to make a thud noise then id have a reason to kick the shit out of an old man,


im sorry but cmon old people wonder why they get attacked?
i bet if i had got hold of him before he drove off and done something really stupid he's be in court a month later saying he was just driving his wife home from asda when a nutter attacked him,

people dont beleive the hype old people are sour,viciouse, jelouse , arseholes,
yeah theres exceptions but i gotta say from my 20 years experience with people older then me ive found most to be better shot,:thumbsup:


and heres finished chisme's monthly rant

chisme Reviewed by chisme on 04-10-2007. NEARLY HAD A FIGHT WITH A OLD MAN ok so im at work ( building site labourer) and the crane comes to lower the steel girders into the roof they ask me to stand at the end of the road to direct cars through an alternate routu (sp) anyways standing there couple of cars pass and wave thanks as they go the way i direct, all good then this bmw come slowy towards me .... i put my hand gesturing to turn into the alt routue(sp) and the car starts to pick up speed..then gets faster and faster im thinking "wtf is this guy on" Rating: 5

[GratefulDead4ever]

Dude thats cutting it pretty close for an old guy seeing how close they were to hitting you my friend got his foot ran over one time and the driver stopped right on his foot and my friend was like back your fucking car up you dumbass

[GratefulDead4ever]

I also dont see why some old people take the time to make other peoples lives living hell

[Reefer Rogue]

That old man is a bastard. You live a crazy life Chisme.

I can't believe he said who do you think was more scared...

[Matt the Funk]

They are just bitter sometimes. I finished up community service not too long ago, and oh man were some of those fuckers the biggest dickheads I ever met. Some where great though. Anyways....the other day this old mad was taking pictures of me and my friends....and then he approached us and threatened to call the cops, he thought we were tagging, BUT really what the fuck was his problem. He even pushed my friend. I was about to stab him but my friend was smart and calmed everyone down. All we were doing was waiting for a bag of weed too.....

[Markass]

I would've been like..."get out of the car, gramps, I'm going to kick your ass!" But that's just because I probably wouldn't have a more perfect opportunity..

old folks don't always pay much attention...they're a big reason why I avoid driving as much as possible..

[Pipe Dreams]

shiit, I was at work (fuckin Target) the day before easter, and these two fuckin old ass snowbirds had the nerve to curse me out because there were no outdoor storage bins in stock.

Stupid old people

[jdmarcus59]

old man look at my life, Iam a lot like you were......Neil Young

[Skrappie]

Edit.

I Say mean things sometimes.

[rebgirl420]

Fuck man, FUCK! God i hate old poeple!