Quote Originally Posted by xmordeciax
Kayak??? Damn, its not that warm out in massachusetts yet... esspecially at night!
f'real, I took the boat out last week and ended up using the thing to ram my way through fucking ICE.... glad I WASN'T stoned, because I am officially a dumbass and never wear a life jacket unless I'm running whitewater, and I was thinking it would probably NOT be the best moment to get all clumsy and flip the boat over surrounded by ice... brrrr.... anyway it's on top of my car right now and the paddle is in the front seat. If my neighbor is a lazy bum and won't go for a bike ride with me this afternoon, I'm going scouting for a new outdoor spot in the swamp.

VaporDaddy, WTF does it take to satisfy a man like you?