omfg this is some funny shit ! this is my inmature cousin that actually used to be the person who read and appruved resumes for a liveing for a multi million dollar corperation (amazingly you would not beleve he is verry smart, dresses in thousand dollar suits with cufflings and the whole 9) yet he is verry inmature and this is what he wrote for a joke resume after i asked him 2 wright one for me ahha enoy *note the anal and masterbateing is not true aha*




Jake ****** *****
1*5*0 Real Road
Acton,ON
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PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE


Walmart, Milton, ON -- Sept 2006 – March 2007
Masturbator
• Masturbated in women’s washroom
• Smoked lots of good shit and got fucked up
• Ate lots of food on ******* and got fatter
• ***** lots of playing cards for Texas Holdey tourneys
• Anal sex with male employees


Acton Golf Course, Acton, ON -- April 2004 – September 2006
Weed Planter
• Planted Grow-ops on Golf course in private areas
• Masturbated in women’s washroom\
• Anal sex with male employees



EDUCATION

Acton High School – DROPPED OUT (interfered with smoking weed and sleeping).


HOBBIES

Smoking weed, masturbating in women’s washrooms, anal sex with men



Nobody willing to give me a reference




lmao i loved it haha my mom found it amuseing 2 lol
smokealot123 Reviewed by smokealot123 on . my (smart) 35 year old cousin wrote me a resume lmao FUNNY !!! omfg this is some funny shit ! this is my inmature cousin that actually used to be the person who read and appruved resumes for a liveing for a multi million dollar corperation (amazingly you would not beleve he is verry smart, dresses in thousand dollar suits with cufflings and the whole 9) yet he is verry inmature and this is what he wrote for a joke resume after i asked him 2 wright one for me ahha enoy *note the anal and masterbateing is not true aha* Jake ****** ***** 1*5*0 Real Rating: 5