How to eat hot firecrackers fast and hot

[lazy smoker7]

Like ok usually when I make firecrackers .. I have to wait a few minutes for the crackers to cool down ,but this waiting period is not necasary because my method lets me eat the crackers with ease when they are burning hot. Ok right when you take out your fircrackers and they are hot, have a glass of milk ready and shove half to a whole cracker in your mouth and quickly chug the milk and the stuff in you mouth will go cold and the whole cracker can be swallowed very fast because its not hot any more due to the milk mixing and it turns soggy so it very easy to swallow like almost with out chewing... like when I use rits crackers... its just a matter of seconds to down 3 ritz fire crackers just as soon as they are done baking.. lol I know this thread may seem pointless but I just wanted to share my method of eating firecrackers and for those who would like to eat your firecrackers with out the cool down waiting period. Oh also you dont have to always use crackers for the crackers lol.. you can use "chips a hoy chocolate chip cookies" and they work fine and in the oven they sorta turn soggy but not so much because they still hold up and this makes the firecrackers taste a little better... and maybe just maybe becuase the cooke sorta gets soggy in the oven maybe more thc goes into the crackers or what ever lol :jointsmile: happy toking everybody EDIT: Also be warned if you dont chug the milk fast enuf you can end up burning your tounge... I guess dipping the crackers in milk also may work .. just make sure to drink all the milk in the glass if you do that. and I messed up the title .. it was supposed to be "How to eat Firecrackers fast and easy"

lazy smoker7 Reviewed by lazy smoker7 on 04-08-2007. How to eat hot firecrackers fast and hot Like ok usually when I make firecrackers .. I have to wait a few minutes for the crackers to cool down ,but this waiting period is not necasary because my method lets me eat the crackers with ease when they are burning hot. Ok right when you take out your fircrackers and they are hot, have a glass of milk ready and shove half to a whole cracker in your mouth and quickly chug the milk and the stuff in you mouth will go cold and the whole cracker can be swallowed very fast because its not hot any Rating: 5

[Nochowderforyou]

Why don't you just wait 5 minutes for them to cool down? :wtf:

[slipknotpsycho]

talk about impatients? LOL...

btw i was expecting some technical-type explination.... but lol... put cool liquid in your mouth to eat something that's hot? c'mon man! pretty much everyone knows about this and does it... lol...

sorry i just think it's funny you wrote such a long post on drinking something to cool to cool down hot food in your mouth

[lazy smoker7]

talk about impatients? LOL...

btw i was expecting some technical-type explination.... but lol... put cool liquid in your mouth to eat something that's hot? c'mon man! pretty much everyone knows about this and does it... lol...

sorry i just think it's funny you wrote such a long post on drinking something to cool to cool down hot food in your mouth

lol thats sorta the point of it to be funny... plus I was fucking bored out of my mind while making this thread lol.. and for the hell of it look at this picture I took earlier... its half a joint of the smallest joint I ever rolled ... I smoked half of it in one hit then it got to hard to smoke... heres some more random lol.... and heres a pic of the tulip joint I smoked prior to the micro small joint... :stoned:

[Metaphor]

wtf is that micro joint?? h-how wh-why??

[lazy smoker7]

well the micro joint is because i didnt have any weed left and i only had a micro small amount of bud left lol... so i smoked the last lil bit i had in a very small joint lol