lol at least yours last until the next time you get paid. my schedule is more like this:

get paid every other friday

payday: get paid
saturday: find weed
sunday: smoke lots
monday: smoke more
tuesday: still smoking
wednesday: smokesmoke
thursday: dry..
friday: dry
saturday: feening
sunday: miserable
monday: looking for things to sell
tuesday: just getting by
wednesday: anticipating friday
thursday: already thinking of the weed im about to smoke
friday: being sad because i get paid today but i cant get high because i have to work ;./ tomorrow i have to work too.. woah. woahwoahwoah.