That reminds me of the time where last weekend over spring break (Snowboarding at Copper Mountain, Colorado) I told my friends I was going to go in the woods and take a piss, but I really took off all my upper clothes, pulled down my pants except for my boxers, put on a guerrilla mask and then proceeded to go strait down the hill Papa Munds Style!

Then I really did have to go to the bathroom at the bottom of the hill... Talk about shrinkage...