Crazy day in Hollywood - cheating the law.

[Xhoshi]

So me and my friends decide to ditch school. Me and 4 other guys decide to go to City Walk at universal. So we go through this shortcut - we sneak into a hotel, take the elevator up then go through the staff exit in the back - rather then walking up this huge hill. When we are at the entrance to the theme park we decide to sneak into the theme park. First My friends goes by himself and climbs over this tall fence into the staff parking lot. After seeing it was not safe, I found a different way to get in - it involved jumping down from this railing onto this tarp that covered the theme park's supply area then climb down a fence a whole floor level and taking the elevator up to the back of the park.

The other 3 guys decide to go another way and meet up with us at the center of the theme park. While trying to go up the elevator to ground level, I am caught by a janitor. I tell him that I'm there for a job interview at the theme park. He shows me the way to the office and i'm in the clear. The rest of the guys find their own way in.

So we first go on the Jurassic Park water ride. While we are in this tunnel in the middle of the ride, we light up a bowl of purple bud and the ride had alot of smoke and fog machines so we used them as cover to blow out smoke (the ride has security cameras in different locations). At the end of the ride there is a huge drop, right before the drop we light another bowl and the drop is incredible. We ride again much later and smoke in the ride again:jointsmile: :jointsmile: .

When we leave, my friend Dan is too lazy to walk up to the main entrance he decides to exit through the back, meaning we would have to trespass privately-owned Universal Studios property. We go along, and we end up going out the back exit of this restaurant and walking through a few studios. We get stopped by security right before we are about to get out.

They take us into the security office after seeing none of us had tickets or receipts. Upon realizing they may search me, I pull out my sack of weed and bowl from my pocket and stash it in my boxers on the waist line. I almost forgot about it because I and two other guys are pretty faded off this purple shit i have. While we wait in the office, a security officer asked us how we got into the studio area and stuff like that. My friend, Mark, did all the talking and lied about everything saying that we left out this unmarked exit behind the Jurassic Park line. The security officer ends up calling the head security officer and sheriff over to interogate all of us.

They split us up into two groups - me and Mark are taken into an office for interrogation by the head security guy and the other three are taken by the sheriff to another room for interrogation. Before we are interogated, the head security guy throws two water bottles to us without asking - probably to test if we were high, we both caught them. The head security guy, whose name is Bill, then frisks and searches Marks pockets and searches through his wallet. He finds nothing on him. He doesn't frisk me.

Bill then asks us our personal information regarding identification and asks Mark that happened. Mark lies completely and tells him the story we made up in case one of us got caught. He said Dan was here for to apply for a job at the theme park and the rest of us came along and had fun at the park and we exited at the exit behind Jurassic Park, not knowing that we were trespassing. The head security guy, Bill, then asks me to retell different parts of the story like how much money we spent, why we had no tickets on us and my story matched with Mark's.

It ends up that all of our stories matched, including the guys in the other room, excpet for one guy, Dan, whose idea it was to sneak out the back. He told the sheriff that we rode no ride. The rest of us said we did. What a dumbass, we were still wet from the water ride .

The officers are too lazy to take us to the police station and tell us we're free to leave. Two of them were supposed to be at home, but had to stay because of us. I was unsure whether to thank them or to be pissed. I didn't say anything, to avoid screwing myself over and getting searched for saying something dumb.

Xhoshi Reviewed by Xhoshi on 04-06-2007. Crazy day in Hollywood - cheating the law. So me and my friends decide to ditch school. Me and 4 other guys decide to go to City Walk at universal. So we go through this shortcut - we sneak into a hotel, take the elevator up then go through the staff exit in the back - rather then walking up this huge hill. When we are at the entrance to the theme park we decide to sneak into the theme park. First My friends goes by himself and climbs over this tall fence into the staff parking lot. After seeing it was not safe, I found a Rating: 5

[horror business]

That sounds crazy. I bet it was fun though.

[Xhoshi]

hell yeah man...we were trippin out off that shit.
fucked up situations are my hallmark.

[Kid Dynamite]

Good going on the lying man...in my experience it's usually pretty hard for 3 stoned guys to keep to the same story and pull it off convincingly...

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

Gotta break more laws than the Marijuana ones....you seem like a nice respectable person.

[Xhoshi]

Gotta break more laws than the Marijuana ones....you seem like a nice respectable person.

ur right....what has become of me!?

i've turned into a weed-smoking theme park trespasser.