Guys be careful in the club

[Dro_Princess]

A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his fly, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Christmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.


Poor guy almost got is dick bit off, no drunk chick sex for a while.

Dro_Princess Reviewed by Dro_Princess on 04-05-2007. Guys be careful in the club A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his fly, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half. Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor. Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away." Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'. "Then she unzipped my Rating: 5

[Sweeney]

pwned

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

That is fucking absurd. Pepperspray the dude's eyes, KICK him in the nuts, anything....but bite his dick?? I'm gonna be warry of drunk german girls from now on..

[stinkyattic]

pwned f'real.
dirty fart was too drunk to recognize sarcasm.
but ewww... getting close enough to a stranger's pud to BITE it? no thx. Why didn't she just knee him in the jewels like most respectable drunk chix?

[station]

so thats why my ex g/f liked to bite now and again. dam germans

[Pipe Dreams]

Guys, Im sorry, you may look down on me for saying this, but if a fuckin bitch EVER bit my dick, I would break that bitches FACE! One fuckin punch, I swear to god and all that is fuckin evil man! > : (

[mattmao]

the biting sounds so painfull.by the time you try and punch her she would be long gone and sober!!!!

[station]

Guys, Im sorry, you may look down on me for saying this, but if a fuckin bitch EVER bit my dick, I would break that bitches FACE! One fuckin punch, I swear to god and all that is fuckin evil man! > : (

dude i wouldnt look down at u at all if u were to do so. honestly if that happened to me id fucking giver her a hail marry right to the fucking chops. arrest me for it so beeeee it. no bitch bites my dick and gets away with it. i know its wrong to hit females and ill REEK HAVOC on whoever does so in there spare time but in a time like this "fuck the bitch" and punch her lights out.
haha wow i need to smoke and calm down a lil. my posts are..... yaaa anyways :rasta: :rasta:

[Dro_Princess]

Lets just hope that they were able to repair his man hood. I guess he will think twice before hitting on a girl at the club again.

[mattmao]

i still say by the time you scream and then swing at her she will be long gone.