The zombie thing is out cuz rotting flesh will not hang on the skin for more then a few months without aid of embalming fluids, but then again summer heat and UV rays will distroy viable cells thus rotting the walking corpe on their feet. survivability rate is very good as long as you can wait out a 5 to 10 year peidemic to go global and pardon the pun.....die out.

the nuke thing is out because no one has the balls, even tho they all have them, they all know the consiquences for firing them. TOTAL INIHALATION OF THE SPECIES! so everyone is afraid. the ones that are to dumb or crazy and will use them for terrorist reasons are not alowed to have them so the world is safe from anilation for a while.
God is a figment of your imagination that was pounded into your head ever since you were pounded into your mother. so the rapture is out.
There is going to be no less then 6 hits or near misses by a comet or astroid larger then 1 kilometer (enough to wipre us out) in the next 22 years.
Expect the first hit/miss around 2012, thats the first of 6 she is 1 kilometer in diameter and traveling at 64,000 MPH.
She is goona come within 40,000 miles from earth, that means if we are less then an hour late or early in our solor orbit. or have the caluclations wrong by about 45 min. GOOD NIGHT IREANE !
Gatekeeper777 Reviewed by Gatekeeper777 on . The End of the World! I'm convinced that when the world ends, no matter what form of apocalypse takes, stoners will manage to survive in incredibly high numbers. The secret to our success? We've already thought through each of the scenarios multiple times with friends, usually while passing a bong. What will it be? Flood? Zombies? The Rapture? And how will you deal with it? Rating: 5