A B S I N T H E

[crystal clear pepsi]

Van Gogh and CCP both drinking that shit is where the similarities end, I am sure. Artistic genius in one hand, horny dude calling every chick in the room a hottie in the other hand.

Man somones jealous

[The Student]

Hello,

You can make absinthe at home by purchasing a kit. I mada a double batch one year ago on Thanksgiving. It has been finished and wating since then. I am going to drink some come this Christmas.

Here is a link to the ingredients (all in a kit). All you have to do is buy a bottle of everclear or any other strong alcohol and follow the instructions.

This kit is only $10.

Absinthe Kit

[maryjanemama]

Man somones jealous

Hahahahahaha!!! I just fell off of my chair laughing! You keep telling yourself that. That could be your meditation mantra, "Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous." Then, after hours of meditation you'll become enlightened and learn, "Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck...."

[robert42]

$242 dollars! OMG IN IBIZA I BOUGHT THE SAME SIZE BOTTLE FOR ABOUT £25 I 1ST TRIED IT IN IBIZA ON A ALL INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY THAT SHIT IS MAD

[GHoSToKeR]

Hahahahahaha!!! I just fell off of my chair laughing! You keep telling yourself that. That could be your meditation mantra, "Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous." Then, after hours of meditation you'll become enlightened and learn, "Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck...."

I bet if you reach enlightenment while drinking beer, it'll make you shoot beer out your nose

[maryjanemama]

I bet if you reach enlightenment while drinking beer, it'll make you shoot beer out your nose

Was that Jack Handy? It sounded like one of his deep thoughts.
I think reaching enlightenment while drinking beer would be like, "Wow I really have to pee." Followed by, "The girl sitting at the bar, who looked like Janet Reno when I walked in this dive, suddenly looks like Carmen Electra!"

[duppy man]

Hahahahahaha!!! I just fell off of my chair laughing! You keep telling yourself that. That could be your meditation mantra, "Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous." Then, after hours of meditation you'll become enlightened and learn, "Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck...."

need i say more good retort MJ

[crystal clear pepsi]

mayjane is mad cause shes aging badly and geting moldy

[GHoSToKeR]

mayjane is mad cause shes aging badly and geting moldy

why you gotta offend people?

[Icey]

"The girl sitting at the bar, who looked like Janet Reno when I walked in this dive, suddenly looks like Carmen Electra!"

wow I havnt heard anyone talk about Janet Reno for ages. Wow was she ever ugly.