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[maryjanemama]

I bet if you reach enlightenment while drinking beer, it'll make you shoot beer out your nose

Was that Jack Handy? It sounded like one of his deep thoughts.
I think reaching enlightenment while drinking beer would be like, "Wow I really have to pee." Followed by, "The girl sitting at the bar, who looked like Janet Reno when I walked in this dive, suddenly looks like Carmen Electra!"