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[GHoSToKeR]

Hahahahahaha!!! I just fell off of my chair laughing! You keep telling yourself that. That could be your meditation mantra, "Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous, Mary's jealous." Then, after hours of meditation you'll become enlightened and learn, "Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck, Mary doesn't give a fuck...."

I bet if you reach enlightenment while drinking beer, it'll make you shoot beer out your nose