My roomate took my weed now what?

[xcrispi]

It's time for a new room mate , you cant trust a fukin thief .
Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

xcrispi Reviewed by xcrispi on 04-05-2007. My roomate took my weed now what? I live in a dormitory at college and share a room with another gurl. So I came back this week and went to look for my bag and its gone i look through my roommates stuff (hold on I got a good reason too) and found my bag under her matress. This isn't the first incident with her taking my drugs. I have also had 4 grams of weed, acid, and a lil kit with stuff init come up missing along with various other herbs I collect for my Ethno class. I didn't complain then but I did this time. I went to the Rating: 5

[OnE NiGhT]

Dude what the fuck? This isn't a question of a "fight", you have a greenlight to fucking suckerpunch that whore in the dome on sight, and then beat the blood and piss out of her with a trophy while shes laid out.

Seriously if you dont apply violence in this case you're slippin. she fucking jacked your herb, fuck that.

Fuck yeah, smack that bitch till she passes the fuck out!

:blueknife: :gunfighter2:

[ConfusedCannabisGuy]

well you could call her on it (effective)

you could publicly call her on it (more effective)

or you could kill her

the third option would not only solve your problem.
but you'd get an entire double dorm room to yourself

for the third option, make it look like a suicide, you will get A's in all classes and basically all you do i show up once in a blue moon

Please note im not telling you to kill someone this is a joke and im not creditable for any actions.

[AsianStoner420]

lol stab her on the eye and take a huge dump on her face,.. thats wat im gonna do if sum1 steals my shit

[bong_man]

put thumbtacks in her pillow case and piss in her shoes

[stothelutz]

Wow is it just me or is every one missing the fact that she didnt even address her romate before ratting her out. Tell the bitch strait up "steal my stuff again and Ima choke a bitch" then if she keeps stealing deal with it how you see fit. Oh yeah hiding fake drugs is fun to ie baking soda in a baggy, some generic lookin laxative or good ol' oregano is fun.

[GoAwayDeer]

The fact that somebody would come on an internet forum asking about what they should do in this situation, is a fucking shame in itself. Hahah

[memoryburner]

she lives in the same room with her lol.... do you wanna be smelling piss all day? i don't... it'd be diffrent if it was soley the roomates room..

i mean i've read a recipe for something that involed eggs and rotting milk, and i think some more ingredients... basicly you put it one of those milk containers that have the snap on lid... and in about a week or two, not only is it rotted and horribly disgusting, it builds up enough gas to finally bust the cap off.... and spewing it's rotten juice out.... so until it pops off, you can't smell it you don't even know it's there... and one day, the smell just hits you...

My friend (whos in the navy now) used to make those with his friends at JROTC camp. Cept theres blew up pretty quickly...i think they used food rations and milk jugs

[GoAwayDeer]

My friend (whos in the navy now) used to make those with his friends at JROTC camp. Cept theres blew up pretty quickly...i think they used food rations and milk jugs

He was making MRE bombs, we used to use the heaters in the MRE's, just add water and some chemical reaction happens creating tons of steam, which builds up quick inside a closed container. then boom:rastasmoke:

[Ifrit369]

I like the safe idea. Either that, or lace it next time. >: )