lol at least u got away i think ima start a thread about how i used to steal bottles of alch from quillens with shorts and a T-shirt on and never got busted =D
urgrass Reviewed by urgrass on . runnin from tha law (literally) i walked down to longs drugs today to get some visine n condoms, and when i got there i realize i had no money. "fuck it," i'll just slip em in my pocket. i walk out the store, and the fuckin alarm goes off and i realize what a fucking artard I am for not havin removed the magnetic label. I just keep walkin like nothin happened, and the security guard calls me back: "Sir you set off our system." "What? why?" i ask, tryin to play it off like a the clueless dumbass that i am "you set off our Rating: 5