runnin from tha law (literally)

[urgrass]

lol at least u got away i think ima start a thread about how i used to steal bottles of alch from quillens with shorts and a T-shirt on and never got busted =D

urgrass Reviewed by urgrass on 04-04-2007. runnin from tha law (literally) i walked down to longs drugs today to get some visine n condoms, and when i got there i realize i had no money. "fuck it," i'll just slip em in my pocket. i walk out the store, and the fuckin alarm goes off and i realize what a fucking artard I am for not havin removed the magnetic label. I just keep walkin like nothin happened, and the security guard calls me back: "Sir you set off our system." "What? why?" i ask, tryin to play it off like a the clueless dumbass that i am "you set off our Rating: 5

[BlazinTreesX3]

Yea 18 it would be a bit..

Deiniftely woulda taken em outta the boxes and into the pocket first and damn longs security guards... try walgreens.

Dont take a word of negativitely serious if you dont want..fuck em.. do whatchu want.

[BlazinTreesX3]

Ive robbed at least 30 maybe more bottles from the same store over the course of maybe 5 months... crazy part of my life but amazing anyways.. bottle jacking is a fad that few fathom.

[make it legal]

hahahahahaha

[Scottydoo]

Haha ever played that game where you set off security (but don't actually steal anything) and if you get away you win if you get caught you lose? It's mad fun to play in the mall never been caught, because once you make it to the food court your golden lol

[scream]

Ive robbed at least 30 maybe more bottles from the same store over the course of maybe 5 months... crazy part of my life but amazing anyways.. bottle jacking is a fad that few fathom.

i love bottle jacking

[Psycho4Bud]

i hate judgmental assholes

You're gonna love me then. This is the last thing we need related to being a stoner.....thanks for the bad rap. Karma WILL bite ya in the ass someday and lets call this a first.

Have a good one!:jointsmile: