I hate not smoking

[halfassedjediknight]

you might or might not know it already, but I quit smoking on valentines day to snag a new job, since my hours werent so great and all that. today my boss told me that a bunch of people are getting fired and there will be more hours for me, and I have another review coming up so ill be getting a raise.

now I want to smoke but im scared that some swell job offer will come cruising by and I wont be able to pass a test.

what would you do?

halfassedjediknight Reviewed by halfassedjediknight on 04-03-2007. I hate not smoking you might or might not know it already, but I quit smoking on valentines day to snag a new job, since my hours werent so great and all that. today my boss told me that a bunch of people are getting fired and there will be more hours for me, and I have another review coming up so ill be getting a raise. now I want to smoke but im scared that some swell job offer will come cruising by and I wont be able to pass a test. what would you do? Rating: 5

[halfassedjediknight]

ps if youre going to ask about the whole costco schindig..that didnt go through. they were just interviewing for future reference or something. smooth runaround there.

[Andrew Nguyen]

Um..not smoke and get a swell job offer.

[halfassedjediknight]

Um..not smoke and get a swell job offer.

job offers are offers..not something you just make happen. you can apply at jobs and all that, and have good interviews..but its not ultimately up to you to just get a job offer. duh.

smooth one!

[smokeblunts3]

i would smoke and if a good job comes along stop smoking for like a week and buy one of those $40 drinks that cleans your piss for a couple of hours. It worked for my sister so it probly will work for you. You might want to check that forum on drug tests and shit

[halfassedjediknight]

i would smoke and if a good job comes along stop smoking for like a week and buy one of those $40 drinks that cleans your piss for a couple of hours. It worked for my sister so it probly will work for you. You might want to check that forum on drug tests and shit

i wouldnt waste the money on those drinks, id just use the dillution method if that were the case. its pretty much the same thing.

and dillution isnt even a surefire thing. but i might have to result to that.

[Andrew Nguyen]

Just smoke.

[smokeblunts3]

Well if it did work that one time and you get a high paying job or a job that has the posibility of that it was well worth $40 right?

[halfassedjediknight]

Well if it did work that one time and you get a high paying job or a job that has the posibility of that it was well worth $40 right?

not if i could do the same thing with water and vitamins

[halfassedjediknight]

you could drink?

honestly i cant really. i have an ulcer.

i drink beer now and then but ehh its gotten old.