[QUOTE] hah man i think its a Texas thing bc everytime i walk into a party i gotta introduce myself and give em a handshake. I was in florida partying last year and tried to do the same thing, they looked at me like i had no head or something...oh well. Also i was a used car salesman for a year and a half, i could tell wether or not i was gonna sell you a car that day by your handshake.

No, MY balls are bigger than YOURS.

In Florida, everyone crushes your fucking hand till it oozes blood and bone marrow. But in Texas, out of the entire state of 10 Million people , not one person knows what a hand shake even is. They sniff butts. Its true, I went to this party there.
Diary of a Madman Reviewed by Diary of a Madman on . How important is a firm handshake? When I was 5 years old, eye contact was the first thing my dad taught me along with a firm handshake. "you look a man in the eye, whether he is bigger or smaller than you. Stick out your hand into their space before they do. When you grab each others hand, make sure you are the one with the dominant hold. Look him in the eye and introduce yourself loud and clear." I can't remember how many times people complimented my dad and I when I was young. Noone expects a five year old to shake your Rating: 5