Well this thread had nothing to do with comparing balls, but don't ever compare balls with a Texan. You'll lose everytime. A handshake is by no means a test of physical strength, but rather character.

Stud, I have never backed down in my life and never will. Whipped some asses, broke some beer bottles over heads, cracked some skulls, seen alot of blood, gotten my ass whipped by people who with BRANDS on em. Been on both ends.

And yes, I would look you straight in the eye, smile, and tell you to bring whatever your daddy taught ya. From the looks of your avatar, i'd put my foot in your ass. Probably even a little firmer than I would have given a handshake.

Oddly enough, a man with a frim handshake 9/10 will give you a smile and say bring it. I wouldn't expect a man with a weak ass handshake to be able to maintain a solid fist anyhow.