theres the problem...phone calls should never last for more than 10 seconds. you say hi, you say what you need to say, then you hang up...easy

ask any other guy, they'll say the same thing. one of my personal rules is 'don't talk to any woman on the phone for longer than you are able to have sex with her'. this is a good rule and works well if you tape a stopwatch to the back of your phone.

stoners are usually not qualified for the kinds of equipment needed to operate a phone anyways...