...I aint got friends ..well, I have one friend
I used to have lots of friends, but they turned out to not be friends - so now, I don't really bother...easier that way, see

I don't go out either...not really into the pub culture, or drinking, or socialising..or anything really...

I am a boring bastard lol
Well, I'm not boring..I'm just an intellect snob...I start talking to someone, and then they'll say something like, "Oh, did you see Eastenders...."
*cocks gun - aims - fires*

There should be a gene-pool cleansing operation...lol
Still, I guess the world needs ditch-diggers, eh?