Nice life, BOgart...

My life is somewhat less exciting:

Wake up - cursing that I didn't die in my sleep.
Go downstairs - see if there's any food in the house - doh!, unlees the food fairies visited in the night, then another useless exercise...
Switch on PC - look on here for anything that I can add my indominatable wit to...sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Make a cup of tea...do this several times...
Phone to see if there is any work..usually not - so in a bad mood again.
Check the kitchen again for any food...nope, those pesky food fairies
Go back to bed, and hope I die in my sleep...

Ho hum