okay, low-slung jeans with thick belts? no. shaggy hair, no. fix your goddamn hats too...also stand up straight, put your underwear back under your pants, and take your thumbs out of your pockets. then get a haircut. and then go away.

but I would think you're the one on the left, just because I think like that. as to who is more attractive, it really depends on the kind of woman looking. and since I am no kind of woman whatsoever my opinion is quite invalid. therefore no comment.

also try jockey shorts, chicks dig close-fitting. just don't let them put thongs on you.